Los Angeles Magician

I recently got a haircut! The guy on the right is really me, and that's who will be at your event.

Dear Friend,

My name is Zach Waldman and I'm a professional comedian and magician that provides entertainment for discerning clients. I'm one of the only entertainers to offer a 100% money-back guarantee. If you don't love my show, you don't pay a cent.

Furthermore, your event planner is charging you a lot of money for a lot of stuff NOBODY will remember. The most important element of your party is the entertainment.

Most performers have a script, they run down it, pack up, and leave.

Every one of my shows is different. They're full of improv and unique to your event and what's going on at that moment. I connect with your guests and form a bond. I create instant relationships. I don't just entertain your guests; I give them individual attention and make them feel great.

Not only will they love my show, their whole experience will be personalized and positive. You will feel a shift in the energy of your event once I start performing.

After the show is over, the buzz of my performance will still permeate the air. Your guests will be entertained by Los Angeles's premier magician but they'll also be energized and full of excitement.

The result is a memory of a very special event that will forever be attached to you and how great you made them feel.

My shows don't just make your event more fun, they make them better. People will talk about the amazing things that happened inches from their eyes. They'll swear it was real magic, and in a sense, it is.

After I'm done, your guests will feel like their souls were touched. The giddiness they feel is contagious and right when you thought people were getting tired, the party will start up all over again.

Are you a brand new self-made success story? Are you finding that you suddenly have to entertain clients and new friends? Are you unsure of how to entertain, the etiquette involved, or how to keep your event from being mundane?

Maybe you've thrown a ton of events and haven't been impressed with the level of entertainment you've hired.

The people utilizing my services tend to have a few things in common:

• They have an appreciation for the arts (I'm an expert sleight of hand artist skilled with my hands like a concert violinist is with a bow).
  
  
• They want someone that will exceed their expectations (your guests won't merely see great tricks; they will experience an excellent performance).
  
  
• Elegance, personalization, and uniqueness are important qualities (I guarantee my shows meet those requirements).
  
  
• Make the special person in your life feel like a star on his or her birthday (I perform a personalized trick that leaves the guest of honor with a gift and a memory to cherish for years to come. You get the credit for making it happen).
  
  
• I have a reputation among the biggest celebrities and CEOs as a great comedian and magician. When the stars want to be entertained, they hire me (when guests at your party recognize me, they'll know you hired the best).
  
  
• A truly original performance (my show includes tons of improv, so no two are exactly alike).
  
  
• 100% Money Back Guarantee (if you don't love my show, you don't pay a cent).
  
  
• All of your guests will be laughing and will be amazed at what they see (instead of sitting around bored).
  
  
• I make your job as easy as possible (simple booking process and confirmation lets you relax knowing that everything is taken care of).
  
  
• People will remember your party. Long after the food is gone, your guests will still be talking about the incredible entertainment you had.
  
  
• You will not be embarrassed by an offensive show (you'll join your guests in amazement and laughter and you'll be relaxed knowing the entertainment is appropriate for your group).
  
  
• I can accommodate you under all conditions. Problems arise, things happen, but one of your problems WON'T be an entertainer that acts like a prima donna.
  
  
• You'll be focused on having fun (don't get stressed out and anxious trying to please people, let me do the work so you can enjoy yourself).
  
  
• No Road crew, no giant props, and no assistants to manage. My show is the ultimate in "Pack Small and Play Big." I can entertain a group of 5 or 5000 and it will be the same amount of work for you. All of the props I use fit in a case so small I take it on the plane! This means you get a giant show without the giant headaches.

• FREE and easy phone consultation. My number is 310-922-6244. If you call that number, you won't get my agent, manager, office assistant, or anybody else. I answer that phone and am ready to help tailor a show to your needs and your audience.

• You will always be in constant communication with me (no wondering if I'm going to show up).
  
  
• You call the shots and get what you ask for (no surprises that put you in a compromising position).
  
  
• Like many of my affluent clients, I'm an entrepreneur. As a result, I relate to the people that hire me. You won't feel like an outsider crashed your party.
  
  
• You may not be an expert in entertaining, but I am. You don't have to stress out. I'll take care of your guests and you'll get the credit for bringing in a very exclusive and high end entertainer.

 

ONE: My clients use me again and again. There's one magician I know of that teaches marketing to other magicians. He says, "Don't worry if your act stinks because marketing is so strong that there's enough work to last you a lifetime even if you only work for each of your clients once." Wow, I wonder how his customers would feel if they knew his philosophy. Once you see how easy it is to work with me and how great my show is, I'm sure we'll have a relationship that lasts for years.

TWO: Some people say they hate magicians. My ex-girlfriend is one of them. Here's the thing. If you see a band that stinks, you don't think all bands are horrible, do you? For some reason, when somebody sees a bad magician, they think ALL magicians are the same. People constantly tell me, "Zach, you changed my mind about magic, I had no idea how cool it could be!" Since I'm both a stand-up comedian and a magician, I also hear the concern people have about the comedy
being dirty. Once I perform though, they come up and tell me how relieved they are that the show was appropriate for their audience.

THREE: I'm a member of the most prestigious magic associations in the world. I've been a member of the Society of American Magicians for over 20 years. I'm a performing magician member of the Academy of Magical Arts, better known as The Magic Castle. Only the best magicians in the world perform at The Magic Castle and I'm honored to be a part of its history. I was also the house magician at Crustacean Restaurant in Beverly Hills, CA for nine years.

FOUR: You'll get a FREE consultation over the phone, you'll have no problem staying in communication with me, you'll get all of your paperwork returned promptly, you'll get a performer that shows up on time and over delivers a great show yours guests will love. You get all of the credit for hiring a very exclusive and prestigious artist.

 

"I want to personally thank you for being the best entertainment personality that the Jesters have had in the last five years. Your personality matches your magic. You astonished us all with your magic. You are professional, outgoing and everyone loved you. Your stand-up comedy routine was incredible. You made everyone laugh and feel comfortable."

Yours very truly,

Marc Jay Brauer
Program Director for the Royal Order of Jesters

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"I wanted to take a moment to thank you for helping make Absolut’s “Day at the Races” a success. The day was intended to show our appreciation to some of our key customers. What we didn’t want was a stuffy or uncomfortable “hard sell” atmosphere."

Sincerely,

Michael L. Olsker
Regional Marketing Director
Absolut Spirits Company

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"I received fantastic and positive comments about your strolling sleight-of-hand magic as well as your stage show for weeks after the event.

You provided us with a unique and special performance that set this conference apart from all others.

I look forward to working with you again in the future.

Sincerely,

Bruce Louie, DTM
Toastmasters International District 33 Governor

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"Zach demonstrated throughout the course of the night wonderful skills as a magician as he captivated the audience with his performance. He was not only charismatic but funny as well. He followed direction well and had a great attitude. It was his enthusiasm and skill however, that make Zach stand out so clearly in my mind as a wonderful addition to our evening."

Sincerely,

Genna Rosenberg
Vice President of Corporate Communications
JAKKS Pacific, Inc.

 

 

 

This is a Small Sample of My Testimonials. Click Here to Read More!

 

I'm always on time and ready to perform (you don't want a performer that makes you wait nervously).

Booking me is easy (you'll get the show you expect without any hidden surprises).

I'm not the star of the show, your guests are!

I only work for the most discerning clients. When people see me at your party, they'll know you hired the best.

Magic is a unique art form which means your event will automatically stand out from the rest.

My show is hilarious and original (don't worry, your guests won't say they've seen a show like mine before).

The guest of honor will be spotlighted and made to feel special.

Your event planner doesn't want you to know that entertainment is the MOST important element of your party. Long after the food and drinks are consumed and forgotten, people will still be talking about the great comedy and magic they saw.

If your event is elegant and unique, my services will fit perfectly.

My show is GUARANTEED! I've never had to give a refund. Why risk hiring entertainment that can't make the same promise?

I want to make one thing very clear. I love my fellow entertainers. From the face painter at a kids party to the jazz trio at a wedding, I have an enormous amount of respect for all artists.

As artists, we're all very different. However, there is ONE thing that's universally true with entertainers that's separate from art. The higher the fee the entertainer commands, the better the show is.

If a comedy-magician is only asking $700.00 for a show, he must think that's all his show is worth, and he might be right!

If you read my testimonial letters and saw the celebrities I've worked for, you know I perform nationally for the most demanding clients in the most competitive markets.

I live in Los Angeles and there's a lot of talented comedians and magicians here. When celebrities and the movers and shakers want to be entertained, they call me.

So, if you're looking for the cheapest comedian or magician for your event, I'm not your guy. That being said, if you want the BEST entertainment for your dollar, let me tell you about the different shows I offer.

 

 

STROLLING CLOSE-UP MAGIC is something that the people attending your events will talk about for a long time. Instead of a bunch of boxes that look rigged, spectators get to see magic with objects like coins and cards. The show happens up close and personal so everybody gets involved. The magic happens right in their hands!

This is sophisticated sleight of hand, not kiddy magic. It's incredibly powerful and very intimate. Everything I use fits in my pockets and doesn't take up any extra room. I don't require a stage, a sound system, a table, or anything else. Just me, my hands, and the stuff in my pockets. I will approach your guests while they're seated or standing, entertain them for 5-15 minutes, and then move on to another group where I'll perform another show.

Strolling close-up magic is great because it doesn't require the entire party's attention at one time. People that are enjoying their conversations aren't interrupted. On the other hand, guests that look bored, shy, or just need an icebreaker, welcome the diversion. It gets guests talking and brings them together. A

FORMAL CLOSE-UP MAGIC SHOW can be done for 2-35 guests. If you're having a small, intimate gathering and would like some entertainment, this is the perfect option for you. The show audience participation, comedy, and of course, world class sleight of hand. The show runs one hour.

The STAND-UP COMEDY & MAGIC STAGE SHOW doesn't require a big stage, but the results are huge. This show can be done for an audience of 50 or 5,000 people. I utilize a ton of audience participation and the show runs 45 minutes.

 

 

Let's say you plan on having 100 people at your event and it costs you $50.00/person for food and drinks. You're spending $5,000.00 minimum and NOBODY will care or remember anything about the food or drinks.

Compared to the cost of food and drinks, on a per person basis my shows are a bargain. Not only do my shows make sense for your pocketbook, people will remember your special event because they had so much fun.

Promise a money-back guarantee

Promptly return the invoice and performance agreement

Have a demo reel

Have tons of testimonial letters

Belong to The Magic Castle (if he's in Southern California)

Offer a free phone consultaton (to make sure the entertainment is tailored to your needs)

Guarantee a show appropriate for your guests

Do anything other than cards tricks (yes, these guys exist)

Provide references you can contact

Perform full-time as a professional

Have a personality

Customize the show for your event

Reward his loyal customers with special promotions and gifts throughout the year

Provide personalized service

Confirm dates and times in advance of the event to put your mind at ease

Provide an easy way to contact him. My number is 310-922-6244.

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