What if you could have your own personal magician?
Not someone you call once in a while...
Not someone you book for “special occasions”...
But someone you have on-call—ready to perform whenever the moment calls for something unforgettable.
That’s exactly what I’m offering with the newly reimagined Magician on Retainer program.
Here's How It Works
For a flat monthly fee of $2,000, you become one of only five private clients who can call on me—anytime, for any reason—to perform a close-up magic show.
Use it to impress clients over dinner.
Send me to surprise a friend on their birthday.
Have me appear tableside during a romantic anniversary.
Or just throw a backyard gathering and know the entertainment is already covered.
This isn't about "getting a deal."
It's about access.
It's about having your own magician—just like other people have personal chefs, drivers, or stylists.
Here's How It Works
Because this is not a mass-market offer.
It’s a premium experience, and I want to ensure that when one of my retainer clients calls, I can actually show up.
You're not just buying magic. You're buying priority access, exclusivity, and the ability to make amazing things happen—on demand.
Why Only Five Clients?
Because this is not a mass-market offer.
It’s a premium experience, and I want to ensure that when one of my retainer clients calls, I can actually show up.
You're not just buying magic. You're buying priority access, exclusivity, and the ability to make amazing things happen—on demand.
What's Included?
Unlimited performances (with fair notice and availability)
Anywhere between San Diego and Santa Barbara
Formal show, walkaround, or something totally unexpected
No contracts—just month-to-month magic
Whether you use it once a month or three times a week, it’s about having something most people don’t even know they can have.
Want In?
You can get all the details here:
ZachWaldman.com/retainer
Or just call me directly:
310-935-3684
Once the five slots are filled, that’s it.
See you soon... maybe sooner than you think.
—Zach